Davy:
"Look, fellas, will you please let me have another pair of maracas?"
MICKY:
"Well, you already got a pair of maracas!"
MIKE:
"Yeah, besides Davy, you've got to save your money for a rainy day!"
DAVY:
"Mike, I saw a fella talking to a popsicle!"
MIKE:
"Oh, yeah! Let me know if the popsicle talks back!"
NATASHA:
"Fool! Don't you know there's a CIS man watching this shop?!"
BORIS:
"How do you know he's a CIS man?"
NATASHA:
"I saw him talking to a popsicle!"
BORIS:
"Now, what did you say you wanted?"
DAVY:
"A pair of red maracas!"
BORIS:
"I have a pair for six dollars!"
DAVY:
"I've only got 50 cents!"
BORIS:
"They're yours!"
MICKY:
"Maracas for 50 cents??"
BORIS:
"We make it up on the microfilm!"
BORIS:
"A teenager just stopped me and wanted a date!"
NATASHA:
"Teenage girls are very aggressive in this country!"
BORIS:
"It wasn't a girl!"
HONEYWELL:
"Good morning, sir!"
CHIEF:
"Honeywell. What did you learn about the stolen microfilm?"
HONEYWELL:
"Well, sir, we found out that the pick-up was made
by four boys posing as a rock-n-roll group!"
CHIEF:
"My CIS men are facing danger every day of the week!
Now here's a dedicated
CIS man: Swartz, Harold B. Good man, Swartz!
Last week he rounded up a whole den of spies!
Now what
we have in mind for you isn't dangerous!"
PETER:
"Just how difficult is it?"
CHIEF: "You
have a 50-50 chance of coming out alive!"
MICKY:
"Hello, chief? Send in Swartz, Harold B.!"
MIKE:
"Hey, all kidding aside, Chief, we'd like to help,
we really would! But this spy thing isn't
our bag!"
CHIEF:
"Well, don't worry about a thing! Now when
the time comes, we are going to give you all
the
training you need! Won't we, Honeywell?"
HONEYWELL:
"What? Oh, yes sir!"
MIKE:
"It's not that I don't trust you! Well,
but I think, but I think I'll tell you something!"
CHIEF: "Huh?"
MIKE:
"You know that man over there?"
CHIEF:
"Yeah?"
MIKE:
"He talks to popsicles!"
MICKY:
"All right, Nesmith! Tell me about your special cigarette lighter!"
MIKE:
"Well, this cigarette light is very special!
It got's a miniature Japanese camera it!"
MICKY:
"Right!"
MIKE:
"And also a miniature Japanese cameraman!"
YAMASHITA:
"Yyyoow!"
MIKE:
"Oh, scorched you again, Yamashita!"
MICKY:
"Now, Jones, come over here!
I want you to hit Yakomoto on the side
of the neck with a karate chop!"
DAVY:
"Nooo, I couldn't do that!"
MICKY:
"Don't be silly! That's his job; we pay him a dollar an hour,
and
besides that you can't hurt him!"
HONEYWELL: "All you have to do is sit down there and wait until they make their contact.
There's a twelve decibel (?) microphone hidden in the lamp. They'll never suspect a thing!"
MIKE: "What about that big black wire?!"
HONEYWELL: "It's always been a problem!"
HONEYWELL: "I'll be in here listening and recording everything that they say.
Now, the minute that I hear that they made a confession, I'll get in there
and make the arrest. Are there any questions?"
PETER: "Is it too late to get Swartz?"
BORIS: "Madame, after we deliver the microfilm then
can we go away together as you promised?"
MADAME: "Yes, Boris, we will go to Brazil!"
BORIS: "I thought you told me Argentina?!?"
MADAME: "All right, Argentina!!"
BORIS: "Brazil is nice!"
DAVY: "I got the confession!"
HONEYWELL: "What confession?"
DAVY: "Boris!! He nodded!!"
HONEYWELL: "You can't hear a nod!"
MADAME: "Where is he?"
MIKE: "Well, don't worry! He'll be here any minute!"
MADAME: "I grow impatient!"
PETER: "I grow daffodils!"
HONEYWELL: "Madame got away! She's probably on her way to Red China by now!"
DAVY: "Yeah, but we got Boris!"
BORIS: "But Boris still meet Madame in Argentina!! She promised!!"
HONEYWELL: "Sorry, Boris, you're on your way to Levenworth!"
BORIS: "I must go Argentina!"
PETER
: "Oh, you'll got to Argentina someday, Boris!"
BORIS: "Levenworth is nice!"
Somewhere in Red China
MADAME: "Gentlemen, what you are about to see
is the latest secret American weapon. It will
change the course of modern warfare!"