BETTINA: "I don't swim very well, but I was sure the raft would--" DAVY: "You should get your money back on that raft!" BETTINA: "I can't it was a present from my uncle, Otto."
DAVY: "Hey, that's my jacket!"
MIKE: "Did you know we haven't worked for a month?" PETER: "Gee, it only seems like four weeks!"
MICKY: "Hey, you talking about a chick named Bettina? She's a princess!" DAVY: "That's right!" MICKY: "And she's here with her uncle the Archduke--" DAVY: "Otto!!" MICKY: "Yeah, Otto! Yeah and a bodyguard--" DAVY: "Sigmund!!" MICKY: "Ah, na, that one's Egor! Must be a different princess!!"
MIKE: "Davy, look man! You can't go down to the Ritz Swank Hotel and barge in there on a suspicion!!" DAVY: "Look will you trust me? ... She's got my jacket!!" MIKE: "Oh well, if she's got your jacket!!!"
MICKY: "Are there any questions?" PETER: "Yes, sir! How do we get into the adjoining room?" MICKY: "Very quietly!"
CHAMERMAID: "Look! Wait a minute! What is this?!?" MICKY: "That's W. H. Woolhat!! The W.H. Woolhat!" CHAMBERMAID: "Who's he?" MICKY: "You have heard of woolhats? THAT's him!!"
OTTO(??): "Hello?" SIGMUND: "Hello? The streetcar is going up the hill!" OTTO(??):"The fox has stolen the chicken!" SIGMUND: "The onions ripen in the spring!" OTTO(??): "Especially when it's raining!" SIGMUND: "Especially when it's raining?? What number is this please?" STRANGER: "This is Klondike 5-8618!" SIGMUND: "Oh, I must have wrong number, sorry!"
PETER: "Are you sure we lost them?" MICKY: "What are you worried about? We got the door all rigged and besides, they have about as much chance of finding us here as I do becoming Miss America!!" Knocking from yonder door MIKE: "There she is, Miss America!"
DAVY: "Wait a minute!! It just so happens that the princess had a note delivered to the Harmonican embassy, just an hour ago, in a sealed envelope!" BETTINA: "That's right!! And if I don't appear this evening at the ball, they're going to know all about your evil scheme!" OTTO: "I don't think you're telling me the truth! But I can not afford to take chances. So we will postpone our plans, but only temporarily. The princess will go with us to the ball tonight!" SIGMUND: "Boss, she'll spill the beans!" OTTO: "I don't think so! Her Highness will do exactly as we wish her to because our four friends here will be with you. One unfortunate gesture on your part and Sigmund will, well, you know how unpleasant Sigmund can be when he's upset!"
CHAMBERMAID: "Hey, aren't you that Woolhat guy?" MIKE: "Oh yeah, you can have the room back, ma'am!" CHAMBERMAID: "Well, good, I was going to tell you guys to start packing anyways! Royalty's bad enough, but I've got to draw the line somewhere!"
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