"You know, that's hard to believe, we lug this thing
with all our instruments in it and they make us play these...."
MICKY: "These Druvanian instruments are really weird!
I don't know how to make a sound out of it!!"
NICOLAI: "Prepare yourself, rehearsal band!
Natasha Pavlov will soon be ready to dance!"
MICKY: Mickyolvich Dolenzovich will soon be ready to play!"
NICOLAI: "How soon will Dolenzovich will be ready?"
MICKY: "As soon as Dolenzovich finds out which end to put in his mouth!!"
DAVY: "Now, let's understand this! You mean, you're going
to shoot us and keep him because of his face?!
Well, what do you think this is?! Chop liver?!"
PETER: "It can't be you every week, Davy!"
MICKY: "Now, now look, miss. You know guns never really solve anything.
They're not the solution to the problem, they're only a coward's way out.
Wouldn't you rather talk, talk it over instead of hiding behind a gun?
Now, why don't you give it to me?
"Alright, hands up! You're taking orders from me!"
DAVY: "Oh, no, no!!!!!"
MICKY: "Not you, ding-a-ling!"
PETER: "You can't do this Micky!"
MICKY: "Shut up, Face! You're going to walk down Primrose Lane
with Babuska here while Jones and I are going to walk The Last Mile,
The Road of No Return, The Last Goodbye!"
DAVY: "Yeah, the primrose, and the lane and the -- what, what is all this stuff?"
MICKY: "I have no idea!
Not bad for a long-haired weirdo, huh, America?"
PETER: "Natasha, it's me, The Face!"
NATASHA: "Go away, Face!!"
PETER: "Don't worry, Natasha!! I won't let them take you away!!"
DAVY: "But, Peter, she's a big star!! This could lead to an
international incident!! Maybe war; the whole world could be destroyed!!"
PETER: "Don't worry, if the whole world is destroyed,
I'll take responsibility!!!"
MICKY: "With a little more ego, he could be President!!"
NATASHA: "And they came, and they took him away,
and they said they would make him talk!!"
MICKY: "Talk?! Never!! They could could torture him,
beat him, drug him, he will never talk! There's one torture
he can't stand, and I'm afraid they will use!"
NATASHA: "What's that?!?"
MICKY: "Direct questioning!!"
NYETOEVICH: "Who are you?!?!"
MICKY: "We are investigating the disappearance of Natasha Pavlov!!"
NYETOEVICH: "Are you from the MKVD?"
DAVY: "No, we're from the BVD."
NYETOEVICH: "I've never heard of the BVD."
DAVY: "Well, we investigate the MKBVD 'cause
we're an undercover organization that undercovers the--"
MICKY: "We cover the unders and when we're
under the covers the BVD is known as the underwear."
DAVY: "Natasha, Natasha, did you find Peter?!"
NATASHA: "No, no, not yet!!"
DAVY: "Oh, Ivan the Terrible must have hidden him someplace!!!"
MICKY: "Oh, I saw him go next door!!
Only if we could hear them! Do you have a glass?"
DAVY: "Sure, I have a glass!!"
MICKY: "I saw this in a movie once!"
DAVY: "Well, what do you hear?!?"
OPERATOR: "I'm sorry, you have reached a disconnected wall!!!"