DAVY: "Now look!! I can't go around impersonating a prince!!
I don't even know the girl!! She'll see right through me in a minute!!"
MIKE: "Come on, Davy!! You know you're
Mr. Charm when it comes to girls!!"
MICKY: "Oh really!! Girls find him really sweet!!"
PETER: "He makes their teeth decay!"
DAVY: "What?!? Are you kidding me?!!
He wants me to substitute for him for the next few days!!
You must be out of your mind!!!"
MICKY: "Ah, come on, Davy!! You could do it; you really could!!!"
PETER: "Sure, you could!!"
DAVY: "But he wants me to convice the girl to marry him!!!"
BOTH(to LUDLOW): "You must be out of your mind!!!!"
MIKE: "Hey, Prince Ludlow! Is it possible that
the count is trying to keep you from getting married?"
LUDLOW: "But the Count's a fine man!!
He's generous, and he's loyal, and he's kind-hearted!"
MIKE: "Yeah, but I'm hip, that's why I don't trust him!"
LUDLOW: "I'm very, very hungry. Is there anything to eat in there?"
PETER: "Well, there's some limburger cheese, and a can of sardines,
and some liverwurst that's been here for two weeks.
What will I open first?"
LUDLOW: "How about the window?"
MICKY: "Hey, it's after six!! Davy was supposed to call!
You don't think anything happened?"
PETER: "Nah, we would have heard if anything happened to him!"
MICKY: "Yeah, I suppose so."
PETER: "Still ... does he have any identification?"
MICKY: "Yeah, his birthmark!"
PETER: "Does it have his address on it?"
MIKE: "You know, Count Myron is uptight about this whole thing!
You gotta act very fast! You know what to do when she gets here?"
COURTIER: "Miss Wendy Forsythe!!"
LUDLOW(??): "Miss Forsythe -- I mean, Wendy, will you marry me?"
MIKE: "Oooh, that was fast!!!"
DAVY: "Do you think she'll be all right with Ludlow?
After all, it was me she was in love with."
MIKE: "Well, I tell you, Davy. You know, there's a wise old man
lived about 5,000 years ago."
MIKE: "Ling Fu Yang."
MIKE: "He once said, he said, 'If appleseed turns to wing, it'll fly away
a beautiful butterfly. But if the butterfly turns to
appleseed, it'll just lay there on the ground.'
That's what Ling Fu Yang said 5,000 years ago."
DAVY: "Oh, really what does that mean?"
MIKE: "I just don't have any idea!"