|[Peter enters Oraculo's shop and spots the owner.]
PETER: "Are you the great Oraculo?"
ORACULO: "I am Oraculo, the world's leading mentalist!!"
PETER: "I am Peter Tork!"
ORACULO: "Of course, I knew that, surely if you said it yourself!!"
ORACULO: "Look into my eyes!! Deeply, deeply, ever so deeply!! What do you see?"
PETER: "Dishonesty, cowardice, and a lack of scruples!"
ORACULO: "Too deeply!! Try again!!"
ORACULO: "And now, Mr. Tork, you will do everything exactly as I told you to do!! First..?"
PETER: "First, I will kill Oraculo!!!!"
ORACULO: "Who told you to do that?!?!"
PETER: "He whoth secretly hates Oraculo, and hasn't the guts to tell him!!!"
RUDY: "For a psychic slave, you sure got a big mouth!!!"
[Monkees hatch a plan against Oraculo]
MIKE: "I'll stall Oraculo until you get back. Micky, are you ready?"
MICKY: "Gosh-a-roonie, yes!! Boy, I've poured over all these mystical maps and charts,
and I've read every book in the public library!!!"
MIKE: "What have you learned?"
MICKY: "The Dewey Decimal System!"
[Oraculo attempts to extract Mike's memory of the valise that holds mucho dinero.]
ORACULO: "Now I want you to free your mind of all thought!
Good!! Now, ah, how do you feel?"
MIKE: "Ah, thoughtless."
ORACULO: "Now, look deeply, deeply into my eyes!! What do you see?"
MIKE: "Cowardice, and dishonesty, and a general lack of scruples!"
ORACULO: "Maybe there's something in what they say?"
[Micky and Davy try to free Peter]
MICKY: "Pete, Pete, Pete!! Ah, Pete?"
PETER: "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
MICKY: "Hi, I'm Micky!!!! I mean, I'm Micky, your best
bud--pal--buddy and pal, and friend from harship and toil
of years and years!!"
PETER: "Keep talking to me, and it will come back to me!"
DAVY: "It's no use, Micky! He won't budge!!"
MICKY: "Well, we gotta get him outta here before Oraculo comes back!!!"
DAVY: "I've got it!! Experimental psychology!!"
MICKY: "What's that?!? It sounds complicated!!"
DAVY: "Actually it isn't!!"
MICKY: "Hold it, Oraculo!! It is I, Captain Goodness,
and Junior Goodness!! We are here too--"
ORACULO: "Goobidi, Gabidgoo!!! You have lost your will!"
MICKY: "You've lost your power!"