[The Monkees load up the boat while reprimanding Peter]
MIKE: "Buried Treasure!! That's sorta out of hand, Pete!"
DAVY: "Next thing you know, you'll be buying San Diego!!"
PETER: "I turned San Diego down!!!"
MICKY: "Treasure map!! That's one of the dumbest things you ever done, Pete!!"
PETER: "That's not fair, Micky!!"
DAVY: "That's not true, Micky! He's done dumber things that that, I know!!!"
PETER: "Thanks, man!!"
MICKY: "Hey, you know, if that was a rifle shot, that means
somebody's on this island trying to kill us!"
DAVY: "Nah, that wasn't a rifle shot, man!! This is a deserted
island!! It was probably a car backfiring or something like that!!"
[Monkees looking for a way to hide from Major Pshaw and his rifle]
MIKE: "C'mon, guys!! We'll go that way!! Hey, guys?!? Hey, Davy?!!"
MIKE: "What are you doing?!?!"
MICKY: "Hiding behind you!!"
MIKE: "Hiding behind me?! If he finds me, that means he finds you!!!"
DAVY: "Oh, yeah!"
OTHER THREE: "Better hide Mike!!!"
MIKE: "Hey, Pete, don't cry!! Crying won't get you anywhere!"
MICKY: "I don't know!! Look what it did for Barbra Stanwick!!"
[Our boys meet a strange, elderly, pale-skinned native]
MICKY: "What strange tongue does this native speak?"
PETER: "I understand that!!"
MICKY: "You understand it?"
MIKE: "What do you mean you understand it?!"
PETER: "Would you repeat that?"
PETER: "He says that he's the original Kimba of the jungle,
and that when the movie company ran out of money here
on location, they left him here behind to rot!"
DAVY: "What happened to the chick that played his wife?"
PETER: "She ran off with a casting director that promised her a big career!"
MICKY: "What about the little kid who played the Kid?"
PETER: "He's alive and well, in Argentina!"
MIKE: "You mean, you got all that from--all he said was 'Kretch'!!"
PETER: "Well, it's not the word, it's the way he said it!"
MICKY: "Wait!!! Our footprints!! Great scot, that means
we're lost!!!! We're going around in circles!!!!"
DAVY: "No, no!! Micky, Micky!!! It's a small set, man!!
We have to use the same place!! You know, different bushes, trees--"
MIKE: "Don't you remember? Like The Lone Ranger,
and the big rock, you remember that?"
DAVY: "That used to always come up, didn't it?"
MIKE: "Yeah, it always came up!"
DAVY: "I've always wondered about that!"
PETER: "That certainly sets my mind at ease!!"
THURSDAY: "Relax, man!! I've defected!!!"
PETER: "I'd go see a doctor about that!"
MIKE: "That's not, that's not what defected means!!"
PETER: "Yes, it is!!"