|DAVY: "Aren't we supposed to go on after The Four Swine?"|
MICKY: "Man, I wouldn't want to go on
anywhere after those guys! They are really sleazy!!"
PETER: "Oh, that's only on the surface! I bet underneath
that seemly hard exterior there's four pretty decent guys!"
TRUMP: "Don't you want to be famous, the idol of millions?"
DAVY: "No, we just want to be revered by a small minority."
TRUMP: "A small minority?"
MICKY(ala Harpo Marx): "Small minority, small minority, ha-ha!
Like a tribe of African pygmies, get it, pygmies, ha!"
DAVY: "Hey, Mike, what time is it?"
MIKE: "Huh? Oh, it's three minutes to eight."
WAITRESS: "May I take your order now?"
MICKY: "Oh, nothing for us thanks!
We've just come in to get our clothes ripped off!
WAITRESS: "Very funny."
MICKY: "Today, Lester Crabtree, Men's Warebuyer at
Wiley's Department Store in Passaic, New Jersey
had his clothes ripped off in a local Hollywood nightspot.
Mr. Crabtree was quoted with saying, 'You've got a wild little town here!'"
DAVY: "You were right about one thing, it got loads of publicity!"
TRUMP: "Forget it!! I got another plan!"
MIKE: "Oh, yeah, you got another plan!
What are you planning this time, a famine?"
TRUMP: "You ever been kidnapped?"
MIKE: "Ah, no. Any of you guys?"
MICKY: "I was kidnapped as a kid once! But my family
was so poor, they gave the ransom note to the neighbors! Ha-ha!"
DATE: "Hey, where you two going?"
DAVY: "I'm going home to get kidnapped!"
DATE: "Well, can I come too?"
DATE: "Come on, everybody! Party at Davy's place!!"
DAVY: "Hold it, hold it!! Hey, this is very thoughtless of us, you know!"
DAVY: "He might land on somebody!"
DAVY: "Boy, Lester's doing all right!"
MIKE: "Yeah, but I've never heard him sing!"
MICKY: "But he doesn't have to sing. He doesn't get a chance!"
PETER: "I guess all it takes in this world to be
a big star, is to have your clothes ripped off!"