"Man, we'll get in trouble! The landlord
was just over here; he's asking a lot of questions!
DAVY: "He doesn't think we stole him, does he?"
MIKE: "No, he thinks we're keeping a dog in here."
DAVY: "A dog?!? This is a horse!!"
MIKE: "Oh no, no, no! He thought he heard a dog!"
DAVY: "A dog? Now how can a dog sound like a horse?!"
MICKY: "Ah, well, you know I was doing my werewolf impersonation!"
DAVY: "I don't think that sounds like a dog at all!"
PETER: "Maybe we could coax it with some food?"
MICKY: "Food! Food!"
MIKE: "Would you like a hamburger?"
MICKY: "Horses don't eat salami!!"
MIKE: "The soup!"
MICKY(to horse): "Over here!"
MIKE: "Here! Come on! Come, come on!
Come on! Hey, I think he likes it!"
PETER: At least somebody appreciates my cooking!"
MICKY: "Wait 'till you see a horse change into a werewolf!!"
MIKE: "Dr. Mann?"
DR. MANN: "Yes?"
MIKE: "Hi, I'm the fella who called before!"
DR. MANN: "Where's the monkey?"
MIKE: "Oh, I'm the Monkee!"
DR. MANN: "You're the monkey? You don't need
a vet young man! You need a psychiatrist!"
DR. MANN: "Ah, I see you're coming around, Mrs. Purdy!"
MRS. PURDY: "Who are you?"
DR. MANN: "I'm Dr. Mann!! Luckily I was here when you fainted!
Usually I don't take cases like yours! I'm a veternarian!"
MRS. PURDY: "A vetera--"
DR. MANN: "No offense, madame!!"
DAVY: "You have to take him back!"
JONATHAN: "But I can't take him back! Jeremy's your horse now!"
DAVY: "My horse?! I don't know what to do with him!"
JONATHAN: "Just ride him like you've been doin'!"
DAVY: "Why can't you keep him?"
JONATHAN: "Pa won't let me. He says Jeremy costs
too much! Says he's goin' to sell him!"
MIKE: "Look, what if we worked on the farm for a week?
That ought to be worth about $100. Then we can
pay you off? What do you say?"
FARMER: "Well, before make any promises, I'll try you out for a day."
MIKE: "All right, fair enough! When do we go to work?"
FARMER: "First thing tomorrow morning!"
MIKE: "C'mon! We got to go..plow the cow!"
MICKY: "Something about I'm supposed to milk the chickens?"
PETER: "I think we have to feed the south-forty?"
DAVY: "Feed the chickens to the cow!?"
PETER: "I think it's just as well the hogs didn't come!"
MICKY: "Why is that?"
PETER: "I forgot their food!"
JENKINS: "What's the matter boys? Why down in the mouths?"
JONATHAN: "It's my horse, Jeremy! Pa says I can't keep him!"
JENKINS: "Why should you keep him anyways?
He's not good for anything except eating!"
DAVY: "That's not true!"
JENKINS: "Get yourself a real horse, like my Charlemagne!"
DAVY: "Look, I've ridden his horse and he moves around all right!"
JENKINS: "Is that right? Just how'd you like to prove it!"
DAVY: "What'd you mean?"
JENKINS: "I bet you a hundred dollars
my Charlemagne beats the daylights out of your kind!"
DAVY: "We don't have a hundred dollars!"
JENKINS: "It's a fair race; you won!"
DAVY: "A hundred dollars!"
FARMER: "Thank you!"
DAVY: "That should take care of it for awhile!"
FARMER: "My Johnny sure appreciates it .... and so does his dad!"