MISS BUNTWELL: "Well, listen, the boss isn't around,
so I'll tell you what I'll do. You sound like a nice Joe,
I'll give you a little hint, all right? His name is President Van..."
PETER: "Johnson! Van Johnson, Van Johnson! President Van Johnson!!!!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "No!!"
PETER: "Van Heflin!!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "No, no, no!!!!"
PETER: "Which is wrong, Van or Heflin?"
MISS BUNTWELL: "Van is right, but that's his last name!!"
PETER: "Oh, Van's his last name. Moving Van, Moving Van!!!!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "Oh, he seems nice!"
RENAULDO: "They're all nice; as long as they sign
that lifetime contract! He will be dancing 'till he's eighty!"
PETER: "Did I do something wrong?"
MIKE: "I'm afraid you did, ol' buddy!!"
PETER: "Oh well, we'll just tear up the contract!"
MIKE: "You can't tear up this contract!!
It's a legal document!!"
PETER: "Oh c'mon! No court in the world would convict me!"
PROCECUTOR MICKY: "Do you or do you not recognize this man?!?"
PETER: "Is that a trick question?"
DEFENDER DAVY: "I object, Your Honor!!"
! * * !
JUDGE MIKE: "Don't object so much; you'll live longer!!!!"
LAWYER DOLENZ: "Well, my client is an eccentric playboy,
you see, and he has a strange affliction called ballpointitis!
He thinks he just signed a long-term contract!"
RENAULDO: "Well, this one's binding!"
LAWYER DOLENZ: "Well, there are loopholes!!"
RENAULDO: "There aren't any!"
LAWYER DOLENZ: "That's outrageous!! You mean to tell me,
if I took this contract and signed it here--"
RENAULDO: "And there!!"
LAWYER DOLENZ: "And there! I would
be forced to take your dance lessons for life?!?"
RENAULDO: "That's right, Counselor!!
Welcome to Renauldo's Dance au Go Go!!"
MIKE: "1, 2, 3, 4, sit an' kiss!!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "Oh, but the music has stopped!!"
MIKE: "Who needs music?!"
TIMID MAN: "Pardon me, Miss,
I believe I'm this month's lucky winner!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "Can I have your name, please?"
TIMID MAN: "Martin Van Buren!!"
MIKE: "This dancing school thing has really
turned into a drag, a stone drag!"
PETER: "How long can we keep this up?"
MIKE: "What?!" PETER: "What is it?!"
MICKY: "A brillant idea!!!"
MICKY: "That's what we need!! A brillant idea!!!"
DAVY: "Just relax fellas!! I've got a fantastic idea!
Listen to this: find love and adventure at
Renauldo's Dance au Go Go! Now tomorrow,
the place is going to be loaded with suckers!"
PETER: "All day!"
PETER: "All-day suckers!!"
MICKY: "Little joke about THAT big."
MIKE: "Miss Buntwell! You're right about dancing!!
It changed my whole life, and I can tell you now,
my heart wants you and my soul wants you!"
MISS BUNTWELL: "What do you hear from your liver?"
MIKE: "Not a whole lot."
MIKE: "Hey, are you guys really The Dancing Smoothies?"
SMOOTHIE: "That's right! We know every dance in the book!"
MIKE: "You know The Lumgoombas?"
SMOOTHIE: "No! How does that go?"
MIKE: "Well, first you raise your left arm.
Then, you raise your right arm. Ok.."
ALL FOUR: "This is a stick-up!!"
DAVY: "Wait a minute, Renauldo!! Those contracts
are legal, and we're going to keep you to them!!"
MIKE: "Yeah, we're going to show up for every lesson
everyday of the week. Unless, of course..."
RENAULDO: "Unless of course, what??"
MIKE: "Unless, of course, you tear up all those
other lifetime contracts you have!!"