MIKE: "Well, I guess that's that!"
PETER: "Well, why don't we just snick inside!"
MIKE: "What snick? It's not snick! It's sneak!
Yeah, I sneak, and you sneak, and we sneak!"
PETER: "Oh good! Then we all get in!"
DAVY: "Mike?!?! Mike?!?! Mike!
That man was throwing knives at me!!
He could've killed me! Why didn't you do something?!?"
MIKE: "Well, I didn't want to antagonize the man!"
SUSAN: "I can't thank you enough for what you did!"
DAVY: "It was nothing!"
PETER: "No more than what any other poor love sick fool would do!!"
SUSAN: "Thank you, Davy! Maybe the crowds would come
tomorrow and then everything will be all right!"
MICKY: "Hey, what's with the maniac knife thrower?"
SUSAN: "Victor? He gets these solemn periods."
MICKY: "What, they last three or four years?"
SUSAN: "Things haven't been going well for my father's circus,
and Victor's our star performer. He's upset because the crowds
would rather watch the rock-and-rollers than him."
ALL: "Oh!! That's terrible!"
SUSAN: "By the way, what do you do?"
PETER: "Boy there's nothing like a circus!
If I had to do it all over again...."
MICKY: "Hey! We've been looking this place over.
It doesn't look like it's going to be here too long."
PETER: "You're right."
DAVY: "You're right."
MICKY: "It's great, it's terrific, it's the best show--"
MIKE: "What is that?!"
MICKY: "It's a theme song from an old TV series!"
MIKE: "I wonder who sang it?"
VICTOR: "Who are these people?"
DAVY: "Who are we?! Would you ask 'who are these people?'
to de Budapest String Quartet?"
VICTOR: "I still say, who are you?"
PETER: "We are the Budapest String Quartet!"
MIKE: "We are The Mozzerella Brothers! I am Supreme!"
MICKY: *This is Amazing and Incredible!*
MIKE: "This is Amazing and Incredible and Colossus, and Colossal...."
MICKY: *And Stupendous!*
MIKE: "And Stupendous!"
DAVY: "We are de toast of Paris!"
VICTOR: "You are amazing!"
DAVY: "No, He's Amazing, I'm Incredible!!"
PETER: "We cross the wire on a bicycle with the topman
carrying a tray filled with 20 glasses!!"
DAVY: "Of course, we no longer perform de act."
VICTOR: "No more nerve, hmmm?"
DAVY: "No more glasses!"
PETER: "Mike! Mike, the circus is saved!
The Mozzerella Brothers are coming!!"
MIKE: "Yeah, but The Mozzerella Brothers are us!!"
PETER: "Us? U.S....us?!"
MIKE: "Oh, Peter! You're amazing."
PETER: "Does that mean I have to carry the glasses??"
DAVY: "You know, Susan's right. I think we ought
to tell the truth, at least to her. I think you
should know we're rock-n-roll singers."
VICTOR: "Rock-n-roll singers!! That's all I want to hear!"
PETER: "Oh good, then we can play for you!"
DAVY: "Hey, fellas! Hey, hey, wait up!
We can't leave her like that! She's still crying!"
MIKE: "Man, we've done everything we can!
There's nothing else left we can do!"
DAVY: "We could cheer her up!"
DAVY: "And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the thirty foot knife throw! I will split the apple in half
that's sitting on my beautiful young assistant's head!"
! ! ! ! ! ! !
DAVY: "Don't worry, folks! I've got plenty more knives!"
VICTOR: "Wait!! Don't throw it!! I'll perform!!"
DAVY: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great privilege
to introduce to you the one and only Great Victor!"
STRONG MAN: "Peter, I've seen you handle this with great ease.
I want you to have this to remember us by."
PETER: "Oh, thank you!!"
! * !
STRONG MAN: "Well, yesterday.....that's amazing!"
PETER: "No, no! I'm Fantastic! That's Amazing!"
JUGGLE LADY: "If the discotheque ever go
out of business, you can open up your own act!"
* ! * ! *
MICKY: "Excuse me!"SUSAN: "Oh, I was just than..thanking him for saving the circus!
You know, it's another sell-out tonight!"